High Horse

It was a long time ago, yet, he can't stop laughing about it.

Jacob was 17, and full of himself. He grew up on a ranch in virginia and already believed he was better than most. Since he was 15 he had been working for horse riding events and competitions, and being the youngest employe made him very proud.

But Jacob remembers that day, when this man, this tall and strong man, adored by everyone, came and pissed on his parade. How dare he? It was him, Jacob, that should be the center of attention.

An easy way to get rid of this guy was simple: Jacob always loved to play hide and seek with his younger brother, so if he could scare a 10 years old, he sure as hell could scare a jumping horse. That would bring down that actor to the level of an everyday man.

Too bad Superman didn't have a stuntman that day.