Walk in the park

Sven always been a nature freak: trekking, camping, fishing...Every weekend he would drive north to lose himself in the forest, and spy on the animal kingdom.

This time, something amazing and magical happened: As he was walking, a deer ran past him, then another one, and then a complete herd. They went by so close, he could almost touch them. Sven felt like he was walking in a dream.

But then, the next part was a bit blury and he can't remember what came next: the screams, or the smell of burning meat?

Black Car

This was Martha's first day as a hearse driver, and already she got lost.

She had printed a map for the road between the funeral parlor and the church, but one of the street was blocked by construction and then she got lost in the detours.

She stopped at a lonely house on the deserted road to ask for directions, but no one was home. And then, she realized her second mistake of the day.

She had left the keys in the ignition. You know, inside the car, with her cellphone and the corpse of the beloved husband/father/friend of people gathered in a church, a few miles away.

¨At least I didn't lose the guy¨ Said Martha to herself, crying in the dirt.

Snake and the Rabbits

Today, like every last sunday of every month for the past 25 years, Mark Snake is practicing with his fellow band mates, Johnny and Jimmy Rabbit, the best bass and drum duo in show business.

¨It's funny, thinks Mark, how we still practice the same songs over and over even if we know them already like the back of our hands...After all, that's what our fans like, our classic rock...¨

As he is plugging his guitar and tuning it, the two Rabbit brothers come up to him, all serious looking.

¨Mark, we got a letter from the record company. I think you should read it...¨

The letter was asking them if they wanted to reunite the trio for a series of concerts celebrating their 25th anniversary.


¨That explains the lack of booking in the past 10 years...¨

The morning after

Alex had a weird habit on weekends. Since he didn't have to work, he liked to wake-up very early and wank all morning long in bed, half asleep.

This saturday was no difference, and his alarm clock woke him up at 5 sharp, a few minutes before sunrise. Feeling dizzy and drunk, Alex started his business as usual, wanking and dreaming and wanking again.

Around 7 A.M, Alex heart stopped when the girl he brought home the night before and forgot about woke up and started screaming. It's good to point out that he likes to jerk of with a coke bottle up his ass.